'Be so kind as to remove the cork'
A popmpous, self important,overweening individual is thought to hold himself the way he does because of a cork stuck in his sphincter ani, which prevents his vaporific dignity from being dispersed. The removal of the cork cause the individual to deflate, a process usually accompanied by a shrill whistle and the reduction of the outer envelope to a poor fleshless phantom of it's former self.
Pylocatabasis - the art of being saved by a hair
TetraPylocatomy - the art of splitting a hair four ways
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